Monday, November 14, 2016

President Friggin' Trump!



 

It’s been almost a week since the election that made America a complete joke to the rest of the world.
 
Face it people, all those who marked their ballots for Donald Trump, marked their ballots for a hateful, misogynistic, race baiting, islamophobic, ultra-nationalist, blow-hard, reality show star.  FOR PRESIDENT OF THE FRIGGIN’ UNITED STATES!
 
I'm just waiting to wake up from this nightmare, or waiting for the machines to reset the matrix, something like that, because this is just to wacked out to be real, you know what I mean?
 
People on facebook and other social media are flipping out.
 
I understand the sore losers; Those who are protesting the outcome of the election.  I mean, seriously, they have got to be crapping themselves for fear of the future.  We may be on the verge of  the day when liberals start stockpiling guns and food. Talk about tables being turned.
 
But what about the sore winners.  You Trump voters who are pissed off because you won and no one seems to like you now.  I tell you what, why don’t you all get together around a campfire, toast some marshmallows, and commiserate how no one likes you anymore.
 
There was a time in America, when we would tell our children that they could be anything they wanted to be, if they wanted to be President some day, all they had to do was work hard and be a good person. Do you know what Trump’s ascension to the Presidency is telling our children now?  To become President of the United States, all you need to do is go on TV and be a total dill weed.
 
Now, before you go thinking that I was a Hillary supporter, let me tell you this, That lady scared me almost as much as Trump does.  Almost!
 
Between the two of them, Trump and Hillary, the lesser of two evils was Cthulhu.
 
Trump has the possibility of being one of the most unpopular Presidents in history.  Maybe even worse than Nixon.
 
Let me explain.
 
Fully half of the country’s voting public already think that he is Hitler’s cousin.  The rest of the country is expecting him to bring jobs back from other countries, destroy ISIS, deport 11 million people on Saturday, January 21st, 2017 and build a wall on Monday morning.  None of which is he legally authorized or able to do at all, let alone in the first 100 days in office.
 
He will get rid of the Affordable Care Act, and when he has nothing with which, to replace it, people will flip out when their health insurance is taken away.  After all, bad insurance, is better than no insurance at all.
 
Oh yeah, this is going to be a fun 4 years.
 
So here’s my take away:
Trump folk, you had better toughen up your skin, because when Trump fails, and he will fail, in spectacular fashion. The non-Trump people are going to blame you.  It will happen.
 
Non-Trump folk.  Be nice.  The Trump voters were taken in by his lofty promises and slick campaigning. Like me, they wanted reform in Washington D.C., they just hitched their cart to the wrong horse.

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